Your dog isn’t just getting older — they’re going through phases.
This fun tool converts your dog’s age into a human equivalent, adds dramatic flair based on breed size, and sprinkles in some emotional realism depending on how obsessed you are with your pup
How It Works:
- Enter your dog’s actual age
- Pick their breed size (small, medium, large, or giant)
- Tell us how close you two are (we won’t judge)
You’ll get:
- ✅ A calculated human-equivalent age
- 🎭 A hilarious life-stage description like “moody teen” or “retired and judging the neighbors”
- ❤️ A message tailored to your emotional attachment level
Perfect for pet lovers, dog blogs, and anyone who wants to laugh-cry about how fast their furry friend is growing up.
Examples:
- A 2-year-old pug? “Young adult finding themselves 🧘”
- An 8-year-old Great Dane? “Retired and judging the neighborhood 🦴”
Try it out and prepare to feel everything.